These weird and funny quotations have been taken out of context, and without the original context they imply some of the oddest things! These quotes are terrific on t-shirts, especially if you aim to confuse!

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More Bubbles, Less Death	Chimpanzee with Magic Hat	Use Lips
Involuntary Manslaughter of Blue Jays	No Free Monkeys	Man Frolic
Unexplained Bacon	Tofu, the Secret Source of Sarcasm	Oxymoron - Big Appetite
Infinity - You're Screwed	Spring Loaded Mayhem	I'll self pity YOU!
Refuse to Be Defined	Where the HELL are my Penguins?	Ducks Naturally Curvy
I am only 1 of me!	Plans for Everything	Don't Know You Even More
Reason Doesn't Run Universe	Oral Dyslexia	Back to Familiar Earth
Tai Chi Chess Hokey Pokey	Sever Ties With Reality	Least I Know Better I'm Off
Take Methane Personally	Being Nerdful	Time Cube Cereal
Toxic Frog	Marshmallow Stable Force	Slow Moving Blimp
Avoid Eye Contact	Barbarians Don't Wear Velour	Cows Velvet Rope System
Underwear In Battle