I've seen a lot of parodies of the classic "Slow Children" (or "Slow Children At Play") signs, but they all seem to equate "slow" with "retarded" or "stupid". Well, I'm a bit more literal minded than most, I guess, and to me these signs always conjured up an image of a kid who just wasn't fast enough to actually make it all the way on in time....

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