Even a dead language can be funny - check out these humorous phrases translated into Latin! Very few people may be able to understand them, but you can feel smarter than them when you translate for them!

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Carpe Carpam	Doesn't Play Well With Others	I Came, I Saw, I Farted Around
See Spot Run	The Horse You Rode In On	Older than Dirt (Latin)
Affairs of Dragons (Latin)	Failure to Communicate (Latin)	What Would Caesar Do?
I Want to Go Home	Dog Ate My Homework	Belle Prandi
I Bought a Souvenir	Beam me up	Book of Armaments
Not What I Meant (Latin)	'Veni, Vidi, Vici' Lousy Shirt	Kiss Me, Beautiful Woman
Kiss Me, Handsome Man	SPUD: I think=I yam	I Have a Catapult
But Why Is The Rum Gone?	In Front of Catapults	May Barbarians Invade
Eat My Shorts	May Faulty Logic	Party Animal
Your Place or Mine?	Elvis	I Just Work Here
If You Don't Understand Plain Latin	Gag Me With A Spoon	Veni Vidi Velcro
Veni Vidi Visa	Mater Tua	Cogito ergo sum
Vescere bracis meis	Life is too short to dance with ugly men	When all else fails, play dead
Braccae Tuae Aperiuntur "Zip Up!" in Latin	Abeo! "I'm Outta Here!" in Latin	Fac Ut Vivas! "Get A Life!" in Latin